Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Arun an Indian (Mumbai) guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.
2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly, Arun turns to the other candidate and says 'Kaisa hai re tu'
The other candidate answers 'Accha hai re'
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by Prati on Sun May 04, 2008 8:05 pm
P is for Popular
R is for Relaxed
A is for Abstract
T is for Tricky
I is for Intelligent!!!!
by speed on Sun May 04, 2008 11:22 pm
testai ho tyo mula billy ........ mailey kati samjhayeko teslai candidate tesari nachan bhanera ............. mula ley es pali ni testai garechaa ........
the gods grew tired of waiting
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
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and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
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by bittertruth on Sat May 10, 2008 8:36 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... very hilarious... ha ha ha...
Really Liked this one.. keep it up Prati...
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by speed on Sun May 25, 2008 11:08 am
prati ta jhiley ni makhaa nai ho ni ..............
the gods grew tired of waiting
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
speed[Amphetamine (alpha-methyl-phenethylamine)]
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
speed[Amphetamine (alpha-methyl-phenethylamine)]
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by speed on Sun May 25, 2008 11:19 pm
testyo ni hunchaa?
the gods grew tired of waiting
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
speed[Amphetamine (alpha-methyl-phenethylamine)]
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
speed[Amphetamine (alpha-methyl-phenethylamine)]
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speed - ourKtm Crazay!!
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by speed on Mon May 26, 2008 10:04 pm
100 ma 101 calculator athwa manchey ko dimag bigreko bela matra hunchaa
aba mathi ko case chain key ho malai tha chinna
aba mathi ko case chain key ho malai tha chinna
the gods grew tired of waiting
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
speed[Amphetamine (alpha-methyl-phenethylamine)]
and woke me from a heavy sleep,
not by shaking my shoulder
but by breaking my heart.
speed[Amphetamine (alpha-methyl-phenethylamine)]
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speed - ourKtm Crazay!!
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